If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
SOMEONE DID A PRANK CALL USING THE SOUNDBOARD OF SHINJI IKARI
i want to unfollow this really shitty blog but the unfollow button isnt there?????
sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.