every day i derp

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

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newfoundgrace:

I T   I S   T I M E

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tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

bonapurple:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me

I am slightly afraid.

"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me

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high resolution →

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staff:

bonerfart:

princessparkleunicorn:

What is tumblrs definition of aesthetic??? Cuz I looked it up in the dictionary and y’all don’t make no sense

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ジョージ・コスタン

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magicalmrtaco:

gengarsgastlytrombonesolo:

When gay nerds meet

Oh my god this is beautiful poetry

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efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

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toptastic:

A parents expectations
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toptastic:

A parents expectations

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