"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me
I am slightly afraid.
"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me
What is tumblrs definition of aesthetic??? Cuz I looked it up in the dictionary and y’all don’t make no sense
When gay nerds meet
Oh my god this is beautiful poetry
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
Strong, strong work, everyone.
Give these people a raise
I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…
I think that’s enough adventure for today.
Can I just…..?????
Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean
Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.
Every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know at all
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
And sometimes you hear it mutter things like, “There’s nothing good in here” or “I should really throw that out”