every day i derp

toptastic:

A parents expectations
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toptastic:

A parents expectations

2 weeks ago
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im-your-kouhai:

innocuouslemon:

buzzfeedfood:

Strong, strong work, everyone.

Give these people a raise

1 month ago
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david-tennants-little-fangirl:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…

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I think that’s enough adventure for today.

1 month ago
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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

1 month ago
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neriede:

Can I just…..?????

Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean

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Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.

1 month ago
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Yo it’s your boy! You already know who it is!

Every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know at all
(via roosmd)

1 month ago
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crashfu:

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

And sometimes you hear it mutter things like, “There’s nothing good in here” or “I should really throw that out”

1 month ago
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syzigical:

Dimitri you cruel person.

2 months ago
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lossofblood:

as an actor in a haunted house i can certify that the conga line is the preferred way of escape 

2 months ago
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fecloras:

jackie chan’s facebook page is pure gold

2 months ago
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chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media

2 months ago
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funny-pictures-uk:

Okay.

funny-pictures-uk:

Okay.

2 months ago
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That awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross.

deluded-love:

j4ckkme0ff:

kimig11-riker6:

rikerr5:

dumbhumanlikeyou-:

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this.

hahahaha

EXACT REACTION OMG

omfg 267% accurate

so damn accurate 

2 months ago
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alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

3 months ago
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its-tuesday-again:

that’s my kind of price

4 months ago
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