every day i derp

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

bonapurple:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me

I am slightly afraid.

"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me

2 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
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staff:

bonerfart:

princessparkleunicorn:

What is tumblrs definition of aesthetic??? Cuz I looked it up in the dictionary and y’all don’t make no sense

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ジョージ・コスタン

1 month ago
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osodelicioso:

magicalmrtaco:

gengarsgastlytrombonesolo:

When gay nerds meet

Oh my god this is beautiful poetry

2 months ago
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efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

3 months ago
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toptastic:

A parents expectations
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toptastic:

A parents expectations

5 months ago
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im-your-kouhai:

innocuouslemon:

buzzfeedfood:

Strong, strong work, everyone.

Give these people a raise

5 months ago
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david-tennants-little-fangirl:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…

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I think that’s enough adventure for today.

5 months ago
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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

5 months ago
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neriede:

Can I just…..?????

Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean

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Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.

6 months ago
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Yo it’s your boy! You already know who it is!

Every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know at all
(via roosmd)

6 months ago
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crashfu:

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

And sometimes you hear it mutter things like, “There’s nothing good in here” or “I should really throw that out”

6 months ago
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syzigical:

Dimitri you cruel person.

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lossofblood:

as an actor in a haunted house i can certify that the conga line is the preferred way of escape 

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